The Bankers Are Swinging From The Crucifix
(excerpt)AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
I'm probably a little old to start a
career in this business.
First words my friend said at my
funeral.
And then everyone went out and
attended a parade of boats and oysters.
I didn't go because
I can't swim.
Weeks before I had sent a couple of
my friends a routine they could perform for my obituary, (like Abbot
and Costello). But Vic refused and Eddy doesn't understand English.
Only minutes to go now.
And what happens if moments before
you're about to pass you get a toothache.
And your dentist is in the Bahamas
with his new girlfriend.
So I decided to have all my teeth
pulled out before that happened. I read somewhere that Andre Breton
had all his vowels removed from his manifestos. Before he passed.
That must have been very painful for
a Frenchman.
And now a word from our sponsor.
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