porridge runs down my bridgework...

and I don't care

oh charlotte, hold it tightly

to thine breast...

I've got a migraine in

my hair...

nobody wants a horse without...

a basement and garage.

my buddy had a flare up of his collitis...

in alphabetical order

does your mother...

snore? Putin's does not.

the Canadian government...

is monitoring your every movement while you dig your car out of that snow drift. But do you think they'll help you. Not a chance.