Hey mister. Spare a couple of bucks.

I have so few folks reading this blog that its giving me vaginal cramps.

I'm not sure how to spell it, catsup or ketchup.

"Ketchup tastes good on just about anyone." - Friday

Whimsy

"The more the merrier" - Satan

Sauerkraut is good on your hair

Its a very nice peanut butter. Its a very nice hunk of cheese.

Dominisco gin

The demon alcohol. Is affecting my spelling. Made me feel like beeting my potatoes. Red.

Watch out

I've been talking to my cat. Felix. Felix is not happy with many of you. Watch out.

Why is Madagascar such an odd name?

You think its easy to touch your toes!