Sarah Palin with an h

I'm sick. Sweats. Headaches. Feel like I've been listening to Sarah Palin.

Harperville P.T.A.

Canada will now be sharing its embassies with Great Britain. Unfortunately Canadians will only be able to find their ambassador in the Men's Room. Third cubicle.
Rumours around Toronto are that the conservatives plan on renaming Ottawa, "Harperville". No one names their kid - Ottawa.
Finally, Mr. Harper believes that Mitt Romney would make a hell of a first baseman.

Jimmy Carter slagged... shame on you

March 28, 1979 the worst nuclear accident in U.S. history occurred. A cooling system malfunction at the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant in Pennsylvania had the potential to kill thousands or perhaps millions of people in northern Pennsylvania, New York, Ohio, and southern Ontario.
People were in a panic. In an act of courage, President Carter with his wife arrived on sight to assure people that a solution would be found and to calm nerves. The place could have blown at any minute.
The problem. There were 2 solutions offered.
One solution was suggested by the President’s advisors in Washington. The second solution was suggested by those on sight. The President had to make a choice. If he chose wrong America would have had a Chernobyl on its hands. By good fortune, Mr. Carter was a former captain of a nuclear submarine. He knew something about nuclear energy. He chose the advise from the people on sight. Disaster was averted.
In this election we have the Republican party slagging Mr. Carter. He deserves more respect.

Naming rights for Canada

Hoping to raise money for its efforts in Afghanistan Canada has decided to sell the name of the country for money. The naming rights have been sold for $30 million. In the future the country will be called Canada Dry.

Obama the Lucky

Mr. Barack must be the luckiest candidate. First Sarah and now Mitt.

cratjishou

Don't say another word, my brother.

I'm up to here in cratjishou

Is there something called 'human nature'?

or is just nature?