Life in Guelph #30

Like cows in India, children are sacred in Guelph.

Life in Guelph #29

Guelph is a city of hills. Like Rome. You can see the bicycles going down the hills out of control, the riders screaming in terror.

Life in Guelph #28

Guelph has long been known for its fashionable men. Here, the artist Ed Kuris.

Life in Guelph #27

Guelph has many old woman. Who usually hang around in gangs. And harass people.

Life in Guelph #26

Jackson Pollock has epiphany in Guelph.

Life in Guelph #25

The Basilica towers over Guelph like St. Peter's in Rome

Life in Guelph #24

Legend has it that Al Capone once slept in the building...

Life in Guelph #23

High on an escarpment, rivers run through it.

Life in Guelph #22

Batman

Life in Guelph #21

Only sighting of a 'big foot' in Eastern Canada was in Guelph.

Life in Guelph #20

William Burroughs, the writer, often visited Guelph to see his beloved aunt Velma.

Life in Guelph #19

Mark Twain spent some time in Guelph. This photo was later colourized.

Life in Guelph #18

In Guelph people prefer the streets.

Life in Guelph #17

Railroads crisscross Guelph in a gay revelry.

Life in Guelph #16

the proeletariat

Life in Guelph #15

Bob Dylan and Joan Baez stranded in an ice storm in the late 1960s in Guelph

Life in Guelph #14

An artist at the legendary Albion Hotel.

Life in Guelph #13

My buddy Baxter enjoying the night life of Guelph

Life in Guelph #12

Teenagers in Guelph are like teenagers everywhere. The less said the better.

Life in Guelph #11

The Dress Code in Guelph is optional.

Life in Guelph #10

Rumor has it that Fidel Castro spent time in a Guelph 'clinic' in the 1960s. And I heard from reliable sources that his roommate was Elvis.

Life in Guelph #9

Just outside Guelph in the village of Erin there is the annual motorcycle regatta. That's my dad who participated in the first of these exciting events in 1949.

Life in Guelph #8

Traffic has become an increasing problem in Guelph as it moves from a town to a metropolis.

Life in Guelph #7

Guelph is called the Royal city. That is because you will sometimes see a member of the Royal family walking down the street. There is also a world famous clinic for 'drug' addicts.

Life in Guelph #6

Guelph is the home of many artists, musicians, poets, and pop spiritualists.

Life in Guelph #5

The Guelph landscape is filled with fascinating buildings. And the occasional smell of livestock.

Life in Guelph #4

Guelph was originally very British. And you can still see that influence in the way people stand at traffic lights. At attention. Right for forward.

Life in Guelph #3

The town is made up of bedroom communities, university students, and 'odders'. People who are odd.

Life in Guelph #1

Life in Guelph #2

Folks in Guelph like to march. They march back and forth through the streets like soldiers.

Why is Hillary naked

White House Nightmares

We are all important.. the impeachment of Donald Trump

Lizard Woman

Lizard Woman

lizard woman skin pulled tight like an artist's canvas

from boredom and the noon day sun

lipstick smeared on worm thin lips kissing each other

cigarettes in a leopard skin bag

reading Readers Digest on the Kennedy clan

and Rasputin's hold on the last Czars'

“be a darling, and put more lotion on my back.”

and the whispers along the beach

about teenage lovers and secret bank accounts

.................from At The Beach

Criminal Intentions

Waco Sedan... the impeachment of Donald Trump

Trump Trumps Trump... the impeachment of Donald Trump

Trump Care

the woman in the top right hand window... the impeachment of Donald Trump

Bacon

I feel like bacon.
The sizzle all down the back
of my legs. My brain deep
fried in my skull. And don’t tell me to put on more lotion.
That’s just basting.
And there’s a bell ringing. Ice cream.
Children screaming. The beautiful couple
jogging down the beach. Like they
were Kardashians. The slathering
of aloe. And farts smothered by sand.
…………. from my new comedy ebook At The Beach

Graveyard Dreams

the stresses of state... the impeachment of Donald Trump

the rise of the unexpected.... the impeachment of Donald Trump

the rise of the past

The Republican Party and the monkey's paw... the impeachment of Donald Trump

the President's Limousine... the impeachment of Donald Trump

The new GOP... the impeachment of Donald Trump

The Last Supper... the impeachment of Donald Trump

Church Street Is Burning

the Donald speaks in her head... the impeachment of Donald Trump

The Donald Reality... the impeachment of Donald Trump

save the last dance for me... the impeachment of Donald Trump

Giants and Monsters