toeMATtoes, not toeMATEtoes

I don't like shopping in aisles with tomatoes. They're always complaining about the other fruit not knowing that they are one themselves.

What a mess

Slush. No question need be asked.

Hey mister. Spare a couple of bucks.

I have so few folks reading this blog that its giving me vaginal cramps.

I'm not sure how to spell it, catsup or ketchup.

"Ketchup tastes good on just about anyone." - Friday

Whimsy

"The more the merrier" - Satan

Sauerkraut is good on your hair

Its a very nice peanut butter. Its a very nice hunk of cheese.

Dominisco gin

The demon alcohol. Is affecting my spelling. Made me feel like beeting my potatoes. Red.

Watch out

I've been talking to my cat. Felix. Felix is not happy with many of you. Watch out.

Why is Madagascar such an odd name?

You think its easy to touch your toes!

Memorrr

I put my brain down somewhere but damned if I can remember where.

Sue me

I just like using the word.

We are alone

Got to face the music. Odd phrase.

The free thow of floughts

Maybe this is finished. Or maybe I've got an itch.
Someone asked me if there was some... order to my thoughts on this blog. No, I said. And left it at that. Except to say that I'm operating on the Andre Breton 'ism' of 'letting the machine babble'.

Bonus prize

The universe we are conscious of is not the squirrel's universe.

Sir, sir. I know.

Why do 20ers find the need to either be overjoyed by life or depressed by it? (You have fifteen seconds.)

Don't let me fall.

Why can't we remember the future? We forget the past.

Much remained to be said

This is much better. Said the bowl to the spoon.

a great disappointment.

this picture is a loss. I am disemboweling it.

Vat Vat Salem

Dis is mein vrouw.

The problem with Neils

All I could think about was Sudbury.

Dali is not my uncle

Dali woke me up from my dream last night. From the inside.

The house farted

... and I was alone

This is my nightmare

New Years Day and I'm off to Starbucks. Isn't that interesting? No. I didn't think so either.