From the next dimension

Latest work. Nightmare.

Full Frontal

Look away.

Take out the middle man

It fell out of the sky. Like words out of my mind. This is an incessant babble. To see how long I can react to images with words without thinking. Take out the middle man.

Write that down

A friend of mine lived in a boat in Amsterdam. he loved it. And so did the ladies.... write that down.

Hot air

One of my favourite balloons.

Dungeon

I was there for 6 days and 4 nights. It was very dark.

It's the apples, stupid.

I've always been afraid of apples. Ever since I read the bible. I didn't blame Eve. Or Adam. Not even the snake. It was the apples.

Flanders

I lived in Belgium for four years. My wife is Flemish. My kids have dual citizenship. And yet the government forbids Belgians to read me.

She was Swedish

And she craved monkey love.

Is it in her eyes?

There's something about Mary...

Step away from that petunia!

Everyone has an opinion. About almost everything. And when people are in a discussion they expect to hear your's. And when you don't have one?

Money

'Money is the root of all evil'. Say that over and over again.

I don't think so

You're future is in your hands.

Half price

If the gates of hell opened. People would rush in. All you'd have to say is 'there's a sale'

Eye witness

People used to see a lot of more of God in the Old Testament. Especially on long weekends. But since photography took hold not so much. We pretty well have to rely on eye witnesses. And that's proved to be pretty unreliable.

Mustard gas

People across the street used to dine in their  Living Room. We watched them from the mausoleum.

Who's the fairest of them all?

Sometimes its better not to ask.

Make it me

Two nickels a dime and a quarter in the fountain....

I'll be watching you

Sometimes you just have to look. Someone is out there.

Pigs

They look funny in their rollerskates and blue skirts.

Monk

Preaching death. Promising darkness.

Susannia

I have one follower. Check out her sight. http://planet-susannia.blogspot.com/ She must be lonely.
 

Somewhere in the 1970s

No one was going to tell them what life was about. Or tell them how to party. They were free. And arrogant. And young. It was the 1970s and everyone was lost.
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Christian Humor

Did Jesus tell off coloured jokes?

A question on biology

Can an elephant mate with a hatchback?

Bajesus

Thunder and lightning. I love it. Now. Scared the bajesus out of me when I was a kid.

Daughter and child

New work. Neither of my daughters is pregnant but this came to me anyway.

Old man and lust

That's me. I don't know who the old man is.

Sophia

I saw Sophis Loren on the street. In her 70s. She looked fabulous. Darling.

decapitated

Decapitated

One of my first illustrations. And no. I don't know whose head they found.

nun nun nun

Fuel Station Burning

Someone said they saw a nun running off after the station burst into flames.

 

the beginning

Full Frontal

One of my first works.

Old ladies in the traffic

Gatsbys Original

 

Gatsbys

 

Somebody has got to get these old ladies off the street.

 

An Andre Breton thing

Someone said that this was my nonsense blog. What I thought I would do was an exercise. Write the first thing that popped into my head. Uncensored. And tack it onto a pic. Its a kind of Andre Breton thing. Of course its not absolute. This blog for example. Which is going on far too long.

Gatsbys Burning

Doggies

Get along little doggies. Why did they call horses doggies?

Thugs

Hard Rock Cafe Burning. These guys were thugs.

From a James Bond Film

Double entendres galore.

Elvis

I must have seen Elvis a million times. And everytime he was angry. And he was angry at you.

Electric Loneliness

Elvis was so lonely. He felt like he was just someone made up in his momma's dreams. And when she died. He had no place to rest his head. And sleep.

the farmer

After working all day in the field, he returned to his home. Everything was gone. Meaning. Her.

P.E.I.

The Red Sky

 

Prince Edward Island is red.

2 boys and a girl

Bissada Falls

 

Named after the three brothers Dan, Don, and their sister, Huckleberry

Horses and their tales

Two cowboys rode easily in their saddles. Sleeping. As the horses farted.

Optimism causes nightmares

Children believe that everything is possible. They are optimist in that sense. And yet because of that view of life they live in fear. When everything is possible, then the worst is possible.

Horroroaror Films

They movie shelves seemed filled with horror films. Many of them involve adolescents. Why is that? Do teenagers have so many fears that movies help exorcise them? Or has the world become a more terrifying place?

Prairie moon

Prairie Moon

The roar of tall grass. The hum of the crickets. Teeth in the ditches.

Lost in the sky

Rolling Hills

 

Father heard someone outside. We went out to see what was there. It was a lone airplane. Lost in the sky.

Bankers

The Suicide of Bankers

 

Next to lawyers, bankers must be the most despised people in our society. I have a friend who is a banker. And he does not beat his wife! Still.